I'm getting bloody annoyed with what's happening in this country. Australia used to be a place where a bloke could say what he wanted without some school-teacher type coming up to him and telling him he should be more "policially correct."

How the hell did this happen? I reckon it's because the way Yank TV has snuck into the country, infiltrated itself into every loungeroom, and brainwashed our sheilas.

So today I've decided to write a list explaining the difference between how women see themselves and how I see them:

• Women who refuse to make adjustments in their lives to accommodate potential suitors are dignified independent ladies silly cows.
• Women who form relationships with men who then mysteriously turn out to be liars or deadbeats are poor sweet innocents silly cows.
• Women who sleep around indiscriminately are victims of low self esteem silly cows.
• Women who enjoy pointing out faults in new ideas are a welcome moderating influence silly cows.
• Female chatterboxes who think that men enjoy listening to them talk are displaying a good grip on reality silly cows.
• Single mothers who prefer to remain single are brave souls battling the odds silly cows.
• Women who read horoscopes are keeping in touch with their spirituality silly cows.
• Women who expect a man to be both romantic and sensible are being fair dinkum silly cows.